Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your orders no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

'Then you're not the right man for this job,' the agent replied. 'Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,' he told them, 'but i can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were hears, one after another. The agents standing outside heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet again. The door slowly opened and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.

'This gun was loaded with blanks,' she explained. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.